What a fuckin' lardass. I'm sure that's not the first chair he's broken. Good thing he's a Mets fan. Dude could stand to lose 90-100.

pictured: opposite ends of the pussy-getting spectrum.

Used to belong to Prince. Pretty cool find.

Spurs fans have always been hostile towards illegal aliens. I can't even write down some of the things they said to Sam Cassell after he blatantly traveled one time.

Whew! I thought I was the only anti-American communist sympathizer who wanted to start an equipment drive for them (and others, as I'm sure they're not the only team in the lower tiers that lacks proper equipment).

I didn't think it was possible, but I guess you can make a hockey team with all left wingers.

North Korea's major weakness is that they are absolutely terrible on the power play. Whenever someone attempts one, they're automatically taken off the ice and sent to a labor camp.

Major league pitching or not, Gattis has already shown the ability to punish a pitcher when they hang an 8-ball.

In 9 pinch-hit plate appearances, Gattis is 6-for-8 with four home runs, a double and a walk.

Oh my!

They kinda sound like pussies, not one sleeping-bag-attic-soap-circle-jerk-gookie-cookie-elephant-walk tight ass story with all this faggotry.

Juvenile Macular Degeneration Sufferer Gets Tougher With Juvenile Degenerate

The report states that on two occasions, Dent was able to partially penetrate the victim.

Probably not Chipper, but a lot more Mexicans would cross over in style, gator skin shoes and belts.

Maybe America should enforce its laws, and stop being the sole first-world nation to allow endless violations of sovereignty... jk

Condolezza Rice sounds like a Mexican dish. They oughta send her down to Mexico and let the Mexicans eat her.

The fuck is a cognizetti?

The back of the shirt does, however read, "but the back of my throat disagrees"

Magellan's t-shirt used to read, "I'M THE STRAIT ONE."

don't forget this one when the twins are together.