Gay guy walks in a gay parade. This and the sun rises in east today on Deadspin

Yet even on his worst day he was about a million times better than Crawford

Love these. Tim fucked up but I don't know anyone who hasn't. He did his time so fuck you.

Holy fuck, an actual professionally written article. Great read.

You'll become jaded after awhile and you'll get to see up close and personal why humanity is the way it is. You'll be compassionate at first, then you'll run out of that (yes, even you). Then you'll be aloof and hopefully grow out of that (some never do). Then you'll be FUCKING MAD AT THESE MOTHERFUCKERS FOR WASTING…

That's an infrastructure problem due to the enormous size of this country. I see what you're getting at, but that's not a great comparison

I would assume that docs LOVE fat people and smokers. I mean, fatties and smokers are great sources of income considering the cath lab time and then the subsequent OR booking for immediate CABG because their vessels are so occluded and torturous that there's no way to deploy a stent.

I would be concerned if he didn't get drunk and embarrass the fuck out of his kid at their wedding

looked like Bolt was on cruise control. Does he even care about this?

Yes, that's what you get for not using a pro.

Oh lord...

You do understand that you still produce semen after a vasectomy right? And that you still, you know, shoot it out on things?

You spelled Marlins wrong. The Astros have won 7 of their last 8.

Lindy West is gonna try to get what's left of that fucker's hot dog while he's distracted!

Grierson looks like a Senior VP of Product Development at Google ass douche

Another douche extraordinaire. Not the least bit surprised

Eh, can't blame him too much, he's from Jersey. And his parents probably loved him too much to let him know the Mets existed when he was a kid

Yeah, I'm not sure where the "experts" have us ranked but there's not but maybe 2-3 teams that even have a comparable farm to the Stros' so I wouldn't argue with 4. The Cards' probably deserve the 1 spot simply because they have Oscar Taveras

I agree in sentiment, but in reality all the players on that list will end up suspended regardless of how strong or weak the evidence is. Selig will use this as an opportunity to show that he's not actually just an old limp dicked shit ass.

Meh, we'll be fine. Our farm is the best in baseball, stacked with prospects that are producing on every level, and Luhnow is making some great moves. We all knew this year was a wash, I just didn't want us to have a worse record than the 62 Mets and now that fear assuaged. It'll be 3 years or so before we're in the…