Veras? Veras is a fucking joke bud. His save percentage is in the 70's and he literally has one more career save than blown saves. He's benefited lately from bigger leads with a few shocking actual legit saves this past week. We couldn't get a hot bag of dog shit for this fucking clown. We're hoping we can get…

Don't go through your day thinking the tattoo work wasn't appreciated

Turn it off now, the contest is over.

So they're banning pretty much the only reason to walk around with a pair of glasses that make you look like the world's biggest douchebag.

Can Deadspin please do more of the lip reader guy who was on here telling us what was being said during freak outs?

Prick. +1

Yes they have. There's just no serviceable excuse not to have replay anymore. Unless the argument is that the umps will just get it fucking wrong even after watching it 8 times in super slow mo.

"You freaked out when I said quadroon!"

So I guess Braun and brains are mutually exclusive after all

Lindy West is about as sanctimonious and annoying as it gets, but no one deserves that kind of treatment. If I saw one of my employees posting shit like there would be two steps to follow:

Almost EXACTLY what I expected. Right down to the one eye covering hair and the cool faux-sheepish/vulnerable/ "I'm a 13 year old" semi-forward slump. Throw about 15 pounds and an "ironic" hipster t-shirt on this douche and I would've been batting 1.000

Since I'm responding to a boxing writer I guess I think we should view the league's role in this as less "sanctioning body" and more in-fight ref/doctor. Both of the latter's jobs are to protect the fighters particularly when they're in situations where they can't protect themselves.

perfecto

Isn't he going to be tied up for awhile defending himself in that whole Boston bombing thing?

And we're positive this isn't Poland???

Why is any post with the words "jizzrag dandy" still in grey?

So Battier posts here under the moniker "Mike." Got it.

+1 for gender equality

There is no disconnect however much you'd love to pretend there is. Why are you still typing? Are you not working on that whole dropping off the face of the earth thing yet?

Some people on this earth should honestly just die to keep from polluting the gene pool any further. You would be one of those people.