Rodman was actually stylish though. And it's not a tattoo thing. I mean I have tats, so honestly it's not that. This guy is just a fucking clown.

Is it just me or does the sight of that idiot Birdman make you want to cut your nuts off and shove them in your eye sockets?

I liked the state flag helmet too though. Kind of reminded me of something from the USFL

"But I still wouldn't identify my 3rd grade crush with sexual orientation....or maybe I'm wrong, and it is linear, one thing leading to another. "

Probably the same way I knew I was straight and liked chicks after falling hopelessly head over heels in love with Melanie Thompson at the age of 5 years old in daycare. I'd carry her sand bucket for her, I'd give her half of my pb&j, I'd get off the swing to let her on it, I'd knock out two teeth trying to jump…

I don't see the problem. He looks just like what every other Miami "fan" did 3 years ago

If only Bieber were a rotting corpse too

Oh, you mean Will "C-" Leitch hasn't gotten to it yet?

Bear Bryant the fourth is semi-amused

Nice of him to come and douche the place up a bit.

And now, you're 2013 Indiana Peppermints!!!!!!!

"he does tend to sit and stare at people who have food though"

Well welcome to Hustle Town anyway.

I was babysat by that movie while in day care while our actual human supervisor was out back smoking and hanging out with her boyfriend, and I can remember to this day being somewhat uncomfortable with the sexual situations happening with Lea Thompson and Howard.

What about accuracy of testimony from witnesses given that this occurred some time ago? Is a defense attorney going to rip into that? I know there's no statute of limitations on rape in Maryland but at the same time does a judge exclude present testimony at all based on time that has passed without any previous…

I should've been clearer when referring to "evidence." I just meant physical evidence. The lack of a medical assessment following this is going to put a hamper on this too won't it?

I guess if you're Indiana and trying to recruit an actual football player, you kind of have to pull out all the stops.

Would've been funnier without the apology on the end. This is Deadspin, not Jezebel homie

Goddamn you're a heartless fucking prick. +1 torn common extensor tendon

So can this even go anywhere? I mean, no forensic evidence, testimony based on gossip from something that happened 5 years ago, the inevitable "if it really happened she would've come forward" blah blah blah...