If it were Brandon LaFell, he never would have occupied the house, because he would have dropped the keys.

In the back, injured. Finn is trying to help him, but the wookie keeps trying to choke him out. It’s kind of a mess right now, but I think they’ll get it together. ;)

Consider how many years it’s taken Square Enix to plan and prepare to fuck this up.

no one gives a s**t until someone gives a s**t

Holy shit I found something I hate even more than either of their comments.

Nine fans. I just saw Jeff in a Cowboys hat.

i know several women in confederate states who also would pick cousins over a black man

“But Harbaugh”, asked reporters, “what of illegals on our shores?”
“12 to 15 million, all working class or poor,
What shall we tell the teeming masses yearning at our door?”
Quoth the Ravens, “never more.”

Yeah, but they meant inhabitants of places that have more than 15 people and are still located in the continental United States, not unannexed Canada.

The other half, as ever, being accurate and sustained artillery fire.

Someone find that pastor who wanted to self immolate if marriage equality passed

I AM SO SORRY

While supporting the dichotomization of bears as being wholly "good" or "bad" trivializes the breadth and depth of existence and nuanced life experience that lies within every bear, I am forced to reach the conclusion that this is, in fact, a good bear.

People are going to go apeshit when she awards a first down for advancing 7.8 yards.

Hasn't it already been made abundantly clear how much St. Louis hates chocolate sprinkles?

It must be a special night in Pittsburgh. I've never seen them wearing blue and black jerseys before.

What the NHL city you WANT to play in says about you:

The problem was, nobody knew jack shit about Motekiai Langi. No grainy highlight reel, no photos of him in a football uniform, no profile on a recruiting website. Nothing.