As a lifelong and diehard Devils fan, our new jerseys are a dumpster fire compared to what we had, or even our old Christmas colors

It looks like you can make a Nintendo account to restore purchases on multiple devices

As a Devils fan living nearby in NJ, I wish I had been aware the Riveters even existed. As it stands, I’m likely ordering a jersey for my wife and hopefully we can get to a game before they fold.

And as of about 3:30 or so this afternoon, Bradford's officially out for the season with a torn ACL.

Sweet Baby Jesus is awful stuff. I bought it once for my chocolate, peanut butter, and beer loving fiancé, and she wouldn't take more than a sip. Even through some pretty dark days of raging alcoholism, there are still a couple bottles left from the original six pack in my fridge because no one wants to touch them.

Rosen and Howie are pretty awful. As a Devils fan, I miss Gary Thorne and Doc, and I'm looking forward to the day Chico passes out and dies on air.

Now that you've said it, it's only a matter of time until Sci-Fi (/SYFY) makes it.

Your outer adult should shut its goddamn mouth. Bay Transformers might suck, but OPTIMUS WIELDING A SWORD RIDING MOTHERFUCKING GRIMLOCK!!! I will knowingly burn $10+ just to see that.

It counts if you grab the puck and carry it into your own net too.

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This is very much the way I get my original 360 to open the tray every third or fourth time I use it. It also makes the giant power brick freak out for some reason.

1. New Jersey - Taylor, egg, and cheese on the bagel of your choice.

At least Lin could probably throw a decent spiral.

It's also rule #2.

I was/am a huge Nintendo fanboy, but Reggie and the rest of the company need to wake up. The Wii U is failing because it has a stupid name that new/casual gamers mistake for a Wii peripheral and because core gamers know it's underpowered. When EA won't even develop Madden for your brand-new system, you've screwed up.

Maybe stop being a dickhead and open yourself up to teaching people who might actually listen to you and learn something (grade school, some high schoolers) as opposed to focusing on strictly college, where 90% of the students just want your lecture's Cliff Notes so they can get back to drinking and sexing each other.

Clearly bowling makes for more exciting TV than hockey.