The Knights are why I think the Caps finally beat the Penguins this year. Our destiny is to finally get past the 2nd round, and then the conference finals, just so we can lose in the finals to a first year expansion team that was put together by our former GM.

Much in the way I’m sure a homeless guy has a good laugh when a guy gets a meatball sub stain on his shirt at lunchtime.

Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.

Less interesting than Dorne?

It began as they matured, and started to feel the resentment that all twins, triplets, quadruplets, etc. inevitably feel as they develop individuality.

Ironically most predators in Nashville lose interest after graduation.

I don’t understand why people care if the (apple) latpop is thinner, doesn’t change anything for me, I prefer less bezels (like dell XPS) less weight (like many laptop) and more ports (like many laptop), furthermore if you compare my thicker XPS, it doesn’t over heat and I never hear the fan compared to my colleagues…

He died doing what he loved...

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Mixed feelings about this.

It’s no wonder that Miyamoto started playing Zelda and just began climbing trees.

This has been up for 4 minutes and needs infinitely more stars

“The Thing, Michigan

I’m in it for the dildos.

When you handicap it, Matthews scored 11, and Laine gets credited for an assist.

Somewhere, Phil Kessel is rolling in his gravy.

She’s one of the 10,000.

“This is my family. I found it all by myself. It little and broken, but still good. Yeah, still good.”

H-h-hey! I like the Cowboys but don’t like Tr-

I thought it sucked because Batman was a homicidal super villain until he finds out that Superman’s mom has the same name as his mom.