The Knights are why I think the Caps finally beat the Penguins this year. Our destiny is to finally get past the 2nd round, and then the conference finals, just so we can lose in the finals to a first year expansion team that was put together by our former GM.

Much in the way I’m sure a homeless guy has a good laugh when a guy gets a meatball sub stain on his shirt at lunchtime.

Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.

Less interesting than Dorne?

Ironically most predators in Nashville lose interest after graduation.

He died doing what he loved...

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

It’s no wonder that Miyamoto started playing Zelda and just began climbing trees.

I’m in it for the dildos.

When you handicap it, Matthews scored 11, and Laine gets credited for an assist.

Somewhere, Phil Kessel is rolling in his gravy.

“This is my family. I found it all by myself. It little and broken, but still good. Yeah, still good.”

H-h-hey! I like the Cowboys but don’t like Tr-

He looks like that horrific Mega Man from the NES box art.

*joyous response* Yes. More Elcor.

Tried moving diagonally; now he’s off the board. Checkmate.

After last night’s game, I bet he could deny Jesus 3 times, as long as he didn’t go high stick side with a wrist shot.

The Batmobile’s dope this time. He’s fine. It’s fine. Honestly, he’s the least of your problems.

The Commissioner can’t be thrilled with these:

For one thing, the cop’s shooting percentage would be sky-high.