Son of a bitch! Which one of you fucking morons left Karl Rove in the dryer too long!?

No grade? What, do you expect me to read and interpret your words like a sentient human being? You fucking monster.

Hating your job's HR department is as American as apple pie, big trucks, and getting upset because they can say that word but I can't.

Here's said handler screaming "NO MEANS NO!" at ESPN Deportes reporter John Sutcliffe, and to be fair "No" in English does indeed mean "No" in Spanish.

We wouldn't have to worry about anyone else catching it.

Though not featured in the video, Riley Cooper also enjoys pretending to be a ghost.

Counterpoint:

Katy Perry has big boobs, which is pretty awesome.

Anyone else doing a deep, slo-mo "NOOOOOOO" while watching this GIF? Just me?

I think we'd already established that Jameis doesn't understand the meaning of "no."

I'm glad Hester pulled off a rushing TD, and I'm curious if he can do the same against an NFL team later this season.

Everything in this comment was superfluous except the last 6 words.

To be fair, you could have covered both the DV and boxing bases just by watching the Mayweather fight

I would sooner take parenting tips from Chris Benoit than fashion advice from Greg Howard.

If you watch the game again, you can see Bradford's knee flashing red on a throw, signaling to the defense that he can be defeated with three blows to that area.

Give me VR Mirrors Edge and I'll lose a lot of weight. Give me VR Silent Hill, I'll accidentally jump out a window.

In other news, I found this today and will now ruin the spoooOOOoooOOOky atmosphere of this discussion thread by sharing it.

So... they're sad because Vick doesn't have a dog in this fight?