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You idiots! You captured their stunt doubles!

"Hey Listen, you collect $200"

This is much better then the new ESPN show where Stephen A. Smith's son discusses which girls "were totally asking for cooties" on the playground.

There are two types of people in this world: People who like Yuengling and people who are wrong.

ALBUQUERQUE Isotopes?

Weird, Microsoft's usually pretty good at impressing Satan.

"Oh, she wasn't just pretending"

Who would have known that an article referencing a burlesque dancer might contain something you shouldn't pull up in your cubicle?

More coming soon on this, obviously.

They should just go all in on Plan B and abort the franchise.

Adam Silver is a good fucking commissioner. When was the last time we could say the Big 4 in sports had at least one good commissioner?

None of the players involved missed a shift.

"The Refs stole this one from us!

Jews.

History books

Should we take him to 'the gun show' [flexes puny biceps] before we drop him off at the dentist?

You say, "That kids, is what it looks like when a house explodes." It's not like a pair of tits flew out the garage door.