Guess what, he plays for the other team.

Sarlacc: What future, if any, do you see for your own work and for your bounty hunting staff? Because, you know, your predecessor was eaten alive after the last prisoners escaped Jabba's palace—

Reporter: Hey Alex, just one last question- when you were out there, were you thinking about your recently deceased brother?

Alex Trebek: "The question: What Julius and Ethel Rosenberg got."

tell me how thy doth uppercut, on the atlantic's shore! quoth the raven's camp, 'nevermore!'

[wipes drool from corner of mouth] "This dude is taking brining to a whole 'nother level."

Nice to see a US shoot out that doesn't involve a school.

Considering she hadn't changed pads all game, I'm not surprised things started getting through by the third period.

My outer adult can shut the fuck up.

A Patriots fan in denial?

Ranch isn't even a fucking dip. It's a dressing living a lie.

Inside a typical, non-descript industrial park, inside a typical, non-descript building, there is a basement. In this basement, there is a room that is usually locked. Outside this room there is a security guard, who is usually breathing and does not usually contain a .38 caliber size hole in his forehead. Inside the…

Why did the spreadsheet cross the road?

TO CHECK COLUMN 16, ROW M!

Thank you, and good night.

Otherwise known as "The Only Good Nazi"

You better move along, hunter guy. This bear is not playing games.

You know how touchy the micks can get.

I'll have me some of them french fried taters, MMM...HHMMM.

"How'd he get back up?"