I'm not sure what he was mad about, but seeing him react with such emotion after a sporting event has caused a lot of his fans to tweet him messages of support, where they refer to him by his nickname, the "Knegger".

I also have a 10 centimeter scar and a pronounced limp, but that's only because I didn't see the mohel until I was 36.

"Yeah, we're all Broncos fans now."
-America post-Richard Sherman interview

This is gonna be super on point when Belichick shoots Wes Welker with a crossbow after the game.

For me, driving through Hartford does not include stopping. Do not ever stop your car in Hartford. In fact, drive faster until you are somewhere else. That somewhere else should preferably be in a state that is also not Connecticut.

If we're going just by the frequency and timing with which he uses it, I'm guessing that "Omaha" usually means, "Yes, in exchange for payment, I will endorse that."

"I saw, I conquered." - P. Manning

When asked what the secret to his success was, Marshawn placed a hand in his pocket and reached for a pack of Skittles before promptly being gunned down.

Good luck with that bike, sarge...

Rodgers repeated "really" as part of State Farm's new Discount Double Chick campaign.

The check was cut, so it's automatically a major.

Gashing through the hole

He knows when you've been sleeping,

When you can throw it that far, they usually don't let you wear number 15.

Torn Asshole [courtesy of Chris Kluwe]

They aren't clutching their purses, they're reaching for their peppermint spray.

"Then, to top it off, they got the worst fans in the NFL throwing snowballs the entire fourth quarter like kids."

"Nothing is better than football on snow"

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."