Wait a minute...you just said it was 1st down!!

that's OK, most of us only remember they're even in the NHL by process of elimination.

It's nice that Marshall is paying lip service to the issue, but he's blatantly ignoring the most dangerous locker room culture in the league: Tampa Bay's.

I guess if the "Welcome Back" is a 7-0 rout of a team that starts a bullshit brawl well after they've lost the game, two of their players get injured in said brawl AND the goalie who got his ass kicked ends up standing, laughing, AND STILL GETTING A SHUT OUT... Seems like a pretty good welcoming party.

It's twelve o'clock in Tampa Bay
The home crowd refuses to come in
Josh Freeman is sitting next to me
Drool runnin' down his face and his chin

He says, "Son can you play me a memory
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet
Like my passes, incomplete
I wish I could put on my own clothes"

Sing us a song you're…

Maybe Schiano can bring him in to heal the lepers?

New Jersey is salt-water taffy?

I would disagree. I'd say pork roll, egg, and cheese on a bagel is our dish if we aren't allowed to claim pizza.

And I hope your kids fail their AP Physics test because they were expecting lots of questions over Creationism.

Not the first time a Brodeur has been replaced by a young promising prospect, though last time it was Melanie.

I just support everybody...except my team when they're trying to play defense.

Jake and the Meadowland Pirates?

FAT GUYS THE COLORING BOOK. FAT GUYS THE BREAKFAST CEREAL. FAT GUYS THE LUNCH BOX. FAT GUYS THE FLAMETHROWER (the kids love that one).

Shoah Foundation: Never forget.

"Ok, we will let it slide tonight"

Duplicity in the service of elegant domination — the Germans must already have a word for it, no?

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I can't believe you did that. I won't even turn an episode on if I missed five minutes of it.

Man. Between this and Sochi, the IOC must really hate fags.

Big deal. John Wayne Gacy had numerous bodies of men half his age.