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Yeah, but not enthusiastically.

The Republicans are now doubly angry at this guy. First he produces a gay son, now they find out he out-sources American prostitution jobs to Mexico.

Who puts a bus stop that close to a soccer field anyway?

Specifically, Kennedy didn't care for the part where she leaned back and to the left.

too many goddamned typefaces

People are making a big deal out of this because it's literally never happened before.

done.

"This motherfucker got a sword that talks to him. And shit."

I love the racing stripe on the Bantha. That's the fastest that fucking thing has ever moved, for sure.

An all Hail Mary offense makes sense in North Dakota. Though in South Dakota, I'm assuming they...Rushmore.

Alex Ovechkin Scores, Four Is Ridiculous

♪♫ Seven blo-own saves,

That is EXACTLY what I envision Doug Exeter to look like.
And Papelbon's looking great too.

How far can he, well , um... Raycism?

Was there a different title up there before? Because "Why I believe Jameis Winston's Accuser" doesn't seem out of bounds to me. Newspapers often publish editorials where the title is an opinion, and it's understood the opinion belongs to the author, not the paper as a whole. Since every Gawker site is designed to be…

Come on, guys, let's try to look at the positives here. For instance, Switzerland:

I eagerly await all of the jokes about us playing Ghana in Rio.