I felt really bad for O.J. Simpson until I remembered I don’t give a shit about anyone’s fantasy football team, and also that time he killed his ex-wife and a waiter.

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

“I think, as a Canadian, we would just never ever think about doing something like that,” 

Good Lord the nerds

Look, it’s fine to laugh at the artistic execution here, but we can all agree that if you’re going to get a tattoo of dice, a sum total of 4 is definitely the number you want to go with.  It just says “winning.”

MERRY DREWMAS ONE AND ALL

Hahahahaha... this shit’s all so stupid and pointl

From: Elisabeth M.

Later, the GOP tweeted out a sketch of Ted Cruz when he was a hottie.

It’s okay. My wife won’t let our cat wear a Serena Williams suit, either.

I don’t know, it seems like maybe the reason she gave for not watching football is a more important issue for the sports yakkers to address than the effect not watching has on a morning show? Maybe?

“DADDDDYYYYYY DIDNT GIVE ATTENTIOONNNNNNN”

Not only has Helen been found, but she appears to have been lovingly cared for by her captor, who stole her in the first place because he

Speaking from personal experience, he'll probably end up fired at the end of the year.

A Bryan Goldberg machine is a device designed to perform a simple task incorrectly.

Here is my favorite one from the World Cup because of the story behind it. England manager Gareth Southgate consoling Colombia’s Mateus Uribe moments after Uribe’s crucial missed penalty in England’s shootout win over Colombia. It’s unique in that 22 years ago, Southgate missed a shootout kick against Germany that led…

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

god bless peppermint rolls