"Ha! You call that ruining a mock draft?!"

also worst Cardinals: Richelieu and Ximenez

It was only when he reached the dugout that Werth realized the eerie specter of Cody Ransom was, in fact, Cody Ransom, who somehow still plays for the Cubs.

Barry, I know we've had our differences, but I think you're being tough on yourself here. This wasn't a great column by any stretch, but it certainly wasn't the worst.

Remember — there is no racism. And if you point out racism when you see it, that means YOU are a racist and a race baiter.

Sincerely,

Every Racist in America

Yeah this hit ridiculously close to home. The only thing I hate more than the Cali natives are the native-natives who make it their life goal to call out everyone else.

So this event is "for the wife or girlfriend" and "for the mom"? I think they've really missed the boat here by only gearing it towards women whose entire lives are ALREADY defined by their relationship to men when they should obviously have made sure to include "women who are not currently dating anyone but need to…

A great way to make it more welcoming to women would be to ask all the beer companies to stop it with the gross ads. I'm a huge football fan and the commercials I have to suffer through on Sunday afternoons really suck. It always gets talked about in the context of the Superbowl, but it applies to regular football…

Wounded Knee.

Damn, I'd always heard that Purdue had a dynamite engineering school, but I had no idea they were this proficient at producing tools.

I think studies show it's more likely to be a 5.5-wood.

This is really a huge blow to the heads of 5 prostitutes with a blunt object.

Looks like somebody took the straight outta Compton.

Dry humping Cousins really isn't that unusual in Tennessee.

If someone doesn't make a Manziel version of this...

Besides, if you were to compare a college football player to Rosa Parks, the obvious pick would be Eric LeGrand. That dude gets to sit wherever the hell he wants.

See, this is why metal bats should be banned for children. With a little more bat control that can come only with years of practice and skill development, this inexperienced summer league hitter could have made solid contact up the middle.

Todd Haley says stuff like "oh yeah? Well why isn't there a WHITE history month?"

The most unbelievable part of this story to me is that the Lions practice.