Not sure what's going on here. Didn't say a word about the Mets.

Somehow the Blue Jays ended up losing this game by five runs.

Also, if you haven't yet seen "A Sport About Cartoons," please remain exactly the way you are.

YouTube must've been down.

Come on, really? How ignorant do you have to be to write something like that?

This is also the marketing slogan for the Urbana, Illinois Chamber of Commerce.

It's going to recognize your IP once you redeem the code and get the app. This is why the offer's good for U.S. users only. So, yes, the bad news is that you can't watch the Jacksonville Jaguars if you live there. The good news is you can't watch the Jacksonville Jaguars if you live there, too. The bad news is you…

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Can I suggest that reading the article linked at the bottom might do something to address complaints about how this is pompous and verbose and/or doesn't have anything to do with sports?

Relax, everyone, he's just saying that there's a bunch of sluts out there who'll fuck a baller any chance they get.

Randy Johnson, murder.

Bigger surprise: an Astro.

What a surprise. No White Sox players (yet).

You can see why Jhonny Peralta would fail a test for elevated testosterone. His Hs and Os are always getting reversed.

Lasso: "How many countries are in this country?"

the amistad is a Fckin sweat box I feel like one of those fat crackers in Fanway park when they sit on there ass n drink water w/ a lemon wedge

"Revenge! You crossed me one too many times."

Ha! I've started taking the complete opposite route. I have lost a bunch of weight over the years, and when people go "Oh that's so great! I'm so jealous, how did you do it?" I used to lie and say "oh, you know, just exercised" and now I just say the truth "Well, mostly years of dealing with a crippling eating…

Would love to accept that high five but this toddler bed isn't gonna put itself together.

In all seriousness: is it just me, or is he dealing with this in about the best way possible? No "sorry if I offended anyone," or any other equivocations like that.