Americans adopt foreign children all the time. Since one of the parents is an American citizen, I don’t see why they couldn’t do this. Unless the current administration is simply fed up with all the jobs that are going overseas to foreigners, when there are plenty of American children, or even American surrogates…

Agreed. In four months they STILL don’t have electricity? That’s what they get for chosing to be a third world nation rather than a US commonwealth. We take care of our own!

If you know a better way to hunt deer, I would like to hear it. Besides, we need to have access to whatever our country’s military has in the event that we need to overthrow our own tyrannical government. ...which has become more and more of a need each day the current regime stays in office.

You would really look forward to that, and would bring a smile to your face, wouldn’t it? Those people have nothing to look forward to. They can be thankful for what they have, but does it make them happy?

Red county Texan here. We own a Chevy Volt, solar panels, and voted for Obama and Clinton. Whoever here is honestly interested in potentially owning such luxuries most likely did not vote for Trump.

We need to stop blaming Millennials for everything wrong in the world. Every Millennial that I personally know actually did get out and vote, yet my county was still red. It was red during both Obama terms too. So unless the Millennials in my district are a bunch of emos wanting the world to end, it’s not their fault.…

“There was a piece on NPR just a couple weeks ago about how illegals and DACA recipients can get upwards of $40,000 for these services for their children.”

Ignorance is not the same as racism. They trusted you with their car didn’t they?

At least they knew about it. I still refuse to sign up for Facebook. Last March 8th, when we were all supposed to wear red, me, and like one elderly woman did. When other women complemented me on my red shirt (because I guess wearing red is somehow different, which I guess is true since I was actively looking for…

A mythical space god made you type that. In fact, it is His will that brought you here.

Wait. Can health professionals refuse to perform procedures on infectious assholes that are in favor of this policy? Even if it’s a life or death situation? I demand equality!

He doesn’t cheat. He gets the highest score due to his superior skill level. In fact, if black people were allowed in his clubs, he would probably get a higher score than Tiger Woods himself!

That’s a vegetable. Don’t believe me? Just ask Congress.

I eat the strawberry and cherry starburst exclusively because they are the superior color. I don’t let the inferior colors know however. Instead, I make them watch.

To worry, worry, super scurry
Call the troops out in a hurry
This is what we’ve waited for
This is it boys, this is war
The President is on the line
Oh fuck!

BMI. That’s all they care about. You can have low muscle tone, have a gut, and still could gain 30 pounds before being considered “over weight.” Muscle weighs more than fat.

“Hey now! A lot of good white people, mostly libtard hippies, worked very hard to make Mr Doctor King’s dream of allowing porch monkeys the freedom to share bathrooms with white children a reality. You WILL honor those white people, or do you HATE America?”

As a Texan I can honestly say that if Trump declares war on Mexico, we would finally go back to being a blue state. And I mean that because despite xenophobia, despite racism, the majority here understand that our economy would crumble.

But what Bill Clinton did... ...he didn’t cheat on Crooked Hillary. He cheated on America. Congress should’ve tarred and feathered him when they had the chance.

A gay latinx democrat from Dallas? Shit! We’re gonna be stuck with Greg Abbott for another term! As a registered voter just outside of Dallas, I can tell you that you’d have better luck running as an independent than as a democrat. In fact, that’s how most local elections work. Dallas county may be blue, but that’s…