@andynotsilver: Haverford and Swat are lame enough WITH these "90% stupid assholes." Be thankful you have more than just Cross Country to provide some semblance of athletic entertainment.

I bet he has some totally badass Chinese character tattoos whose literal English translations are correct.

Twitter feed blocked by work.

@When_you_get_the_money_you_get...:

@When_you_get_the_money_you_get...: "think it is a sport where a kid that is more athletic than everybody will dominate"

@sdot: Actually MD and NoVa are very different.

@When_you_get_the_money_you_get...: "It's not a sport of skill, to say the least."

Seriously, though: Where is Isaiah III?

@Victrola Cola: IN ENGLISH, PLEASE.

@Old Gil: The countdown is just as useful when driving so you know how fast you have to go in order to blow through a yellow light.

@Gilbert Publicly Funded Arenas: Track maintenance...don't forget track maintenance. EVERY SINGLE WEEKEND.

If I had gone to a school like Georgia, I would have failed every fucking class they offered, even the retard ones.

I am Jack's undescended testicles.

Anna Benson is assuming all the positions. #baseballwags

What a Jag off. #jacksonvillejaguars

@Curious Ape: I agree, lest you wake up with your neck wrenched at an 80-degree angle.

Nice Zubaz purse.

@ArkansasFred: "Double baco cheeseburger. It's for a Redskin."

@Disco Choo: jesus christ.

@formerly Chief Wahoo: I swear, if you asked me 100 times I'd never be able to tell you the difference between Daniel Murphy and David Murphy.