UmekoNycteus
Emmitt's Malapropisms
UmekoNycteus

And when he goes bust we shall call him...the Swiss Miss.

I have the S3 and can attest that even just having the yardage functionality is amazingly helpful. No time wasted fiddling with an app on your phone (which kills the battery; I've never made it through a full round using a smartphone golf app), no need to find a yardage marker and pace it off for an approximate

The keeper hadn't seen a tail like that since he braided his pony before the game.

Fuck. That.

delete.

What you're failing to realize here is the simple fact that Brazil is FUCKING HUGE.

Exactly why I switched to Verizon. Unlimited data is useless when you can't get a data connection! Verizon LTE speeds in NYC rival my home cable connection (not sure if that's praise for VZW or condemnation of TWC).

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I need a Windows 8 tutorial. I feel like I waste ~5 seconds every time I need to figure out how to do something.

Liking or disliking a skin is a personal preference. With that said, I think the love/hate for skins is one of the huge overreactions for phones these days, and a silly reason not to buy a phone especially with the customization available for Android. I personally was indifferent to Sense on my OG Evo, and I'm sure

I can see my house from Here!

Actually, he is.

So there's zero chance Patrice Wilson isn't a pedophile, right?

I can attest that during and after Sandy, Twitter accounts like @ConEdison, @NYCMayorsOffice, @MTAInsider, @FDNY, and others were fantastic in providing NYC residents with information and updates about power, transit, and first-responder efforts. Without them (and with power, internet, and cell phone service down in

I got the Yamaha YAS-101 on eBay for under $200. New but "dented box," soundbar itself was perfect condition. Love the sound and I think it's quite attractive as well. Perfect for my NYC apartment.

Is there a brain in that fat head, Carl?

KANOODLE!

Amazing. Why isn't this common knowledge?

West Elm is cheap crap. The lady and I bought a bunch of stuff for our house and none of it lasted longer than a few months with very light, normal use. AVOID.