@Chamomiles Davis: KNEE(LESS)-JERK REACTION

@Civil Negligence: Talk about Nightmare Fuel to the max...

@GoyToTheWorld: And why are they always wet?

@Snide_Remarks: He's just upset because they're not the same team without their leader Ramirez at the Helms.

@TimCouchFanatic: Tim Tebow thinks you can always live even stronger.

@David Hume: fantastic.

@Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: Dicks? Like, man-dicks?

Caster? I hardly knew her!

@ScientificMapp: Bobby Jindal after his response to Obama's state of the union? He went from rising star to GOP black hole faster than you can say, "Americans can do anything."

@This is my Star: No, but Anusville, MD has a team that claims to be from the District.

@7-8 Deville: "Number of fans in DC Metro Area" rankings:

5. Because if it weren't for Rhino Bar, I'd have to watch them.

@Billy Clyde Puckett: There was a Pam Oliver tape, but the peephole wasn't big enough to let you see her entire forehead.

I thought this terror ended when they knocked down Shea Stadium.

Bake him away, toys.

@NotMyFirstRo-Day-O: IN ENGLISH PLEASE!

@I Party With Smoot: He's just pissed that he has to wear that obnoxious "X" hat to appease his kids.

@Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: -1 nightmare fuel

Bronson Arroyo is pissed that Utecht is trying to steal his Cincinnati-athlete-turned-musician thunder.

@Matt Sussman: Keep going.