No mention of the short shorts and the leather mandals?

DON'T BLOW THIS FOR US, JEAN!

How her outfit doesn't demand the "Gay As Easter" tag is beyond me...

CASE UPDATE: The Buffalo Wild Wings mascot has been brought in for questioning.

@PermanentInjuredReserve: That gun is my hero.

@StanGable: No Callahan. Just Karabell.

@Gourmet Spud: +Omega3

@Hatey McLife: Can't go wrong with a disparaging remark about the whitest guy in football.

One of these statements is not true:

@CanHeHackett: Either that or she's an Asian tourist.

Uhh...uhhh...you got any gum?

@Torgo's Executive Powder: +1 frozen banana.

@DorkimusPrime on fire, put him out!: She's still insisting that the Duke lacrosse team is somehow involved here.

Does StateFarm really expect people to download that "16 Going On 17" song? I mean, really???

@TheK-GunNeedsReloaded: Funny, I've always associated bloody noses with Len Bias.

Needs more lasers.

No Plaxico jokes yet? You guys are slipping.

@Doyle McPoyle: You rang?

@Chris Hanson's Axe And Chris Hansen's Ask: Sum-mer Don-na?

@Doyle McPoyle: +c.1995