Picture caption: "Jonathan gives Manny some tips on how to adjust his papelboner."

I'm still trying to figure out what "dowdy" means...

It says there are no events scheduled...

Needs more white guys with undershirts.

Took a page right out of the Corey Nakatani playbook.

@Kid Canada: DING DING DING! We also would have accepted: The Montreal Canadiens, Mighty Ducks of Anaheim, Ottawa Senators, St. Louis Blues, Florida Panthers, New York Islanders, Minnesota Wild, and EHC Biel (bonus points).

@CharlesBronsonPinchot: You sure they're not just shipping them off to Namibia along with all the "2009 Super Bowl Champion Arizona Cardinals" caps and t-shirts?

I'm Lyle, and you've got some great New York boobs.

@BruschisBrewsky: +threeve

@Gourmet Spud: "But..but... Jurassic Park was so in."

@anonymouseducator: I think his formal title is "analrapist"

What has surprised me the most is seeing first hand the scale of the War Machine over here.

@Chamomiles Davis: I could get you a kid for that much.

@Weed Against Speed: "What the fuck is a sesame?!"

@Father of 2 Future First Rounders: +1 half-shell

COME TO PENN STAAAATE!!!!!

@Barry Lutz: Somewhere, Kevin Eubanks is uncontrollably over-laughing.

@J-No: If you're referring to Air Bud 2: Golden Receiver, you missed the straight-to-DVD release tour by about 10 years.

@bigredgambler: Needs more lasers.

GIVE 'IM THE HAT!