Where the hell is Mocs University?

In 2004, scienists from an eye clinic in Guadeloupe reported that a patient checked in to the University of Guadeloupe's Eye Clinic five days after a needlefish impaled his eye socket.

@UkraineNotWeak: This was easily trumped by the very relevant CC Sabathia vs. Rich Harden stat comparison graphic during postgame analysis.

The fuck's a thom?

@Unabated to the QB: Indeed, Shawn Kemp is going through some growing pains as he transitions into his new line of work.

@Afino: +1 piece of flair. I just snorted coffee all over my TPS reports.

@Stev D: He clearly didn't Ask Jeeves before making this decision.

I didn't know Keith Hernandez was a Bills fan.

Apparently fear was not a factor for Lesnar.

"Can You Believe I'm Getting Paid For This?" by Matthew Berry.

@FEAST: 10. Profit

@GibbonJockey: you win.

@ClintonPortishead: "I don't want...yo' life!"

@Emmitt's Malapropisms:

@Steve_U: "Let's see what's behind Door Number 2!!"

@CheesyBaconyGoodness: Don't sell. Just help a buddy out by setting up the buy.

@The White Boom Boom: Rae Carruth respectfully disagrees.

@HebrewHammer:

I guess the ol' "penny under the tongue" trick didn't work...

@How do you spell retard?: postseasonses?