Sounds like a classic booby trap.

Your focus on font papers over Avatar’s other contributions to film history.

Also, all of your guesses are wrong.

It’s a 10,000 year old cantankerous and poorly dubbed witch and her army of evil, incompetent space aliens.

Don’t worry though, she’s going to focus her attention on a city that looks like late 80's Tokyo 90% of the time but is, apparently, somewhere in Southern California. Even…

“How can I get rid of lingering customers who hang out for hours?”

DON’T DO IT. Get your nonstick pans from Target or someplace else where they cost $10–$30, max. Because the surface will get beat to hell and can’t be reconditioned. I have old nonstick All-Clad pans that were a gift, and it pains me too much to throw out such expensive items, but I can’t cook with them because the…

DON’T DO IT. Get your nonstick pans from Target or someplace else where they cost $10–$30, max. Because the surface…

My kid turns one on Saturday and has literally just yesterday decided to stop breastfeeding and so this evening as I sip my margarita and surf the web for breastmilk jewelry I am feeling the urge to consume her to keep her close to me HARD. I am generally not a sentimental thing but it’s a creepy biological…

I guess you can take comfort that this assignment was still not as bad as Caity Weaver’s unlimited appetizers at TGI Friday’s, which is still one of my favorite Gawker articles ever.

I’m not sure Daria’s personae is relevant today. A new Daria would either have to be drastically altered or feel extremely out of place but I am going to just assume Daria and Jodie in this version will be a couple. I can’t even imagine Daria having a smart phone.

I remember one of the most remarkable jokes from Baby Cobra was the one about how happy she was she had a double miscarriage, because twins would have been a huge burden on her life she didn’t want.

The body, having literally birthed a child, needs time to bounce back. Wong is upfront about things like having a nanny and says her ability to maintain a work-life balance is because of this—just one fact of life she wishes more famous mothers were frank about. “It’s unfair to the hard-core stay-at-home moms to…

i legit thought that was lady gaga in that picture.

I thought you had another baby for a second! HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the rosy cheeks girl.

I call her that too.

Hello little lady with the grown face! Thanks for posting, she is lovely as always.

SQUEE! What a cutie pie.

Baby Jez! What a cutie! Happy birthday to her!

what a cutie pie <3

Adorable!

I used to work at a skincare spa and we sold a lot of Hydropeptide. The lash lengthener/thickener worked like magic. But I started feeling weird about using cosmetics that test on animals, which is basically all of the “cosmeceutical” brands, soooo...