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My mom recently gave me a box of what I thought was crap but turned out to be a collection of family photos and documents. Last night I found the bill for her birth in 1943. Total cost: $73 and 50 cents of that was an outgoing phone call.

If you really do want spoilers, we can talk.

I was all about it until I read that it is a regular burger with a tarantula on top instead of a burger made from ground tarantula. For some reason that makes a big difference to me.

FODMOPs, a carbohydrate group that can cause digestive issues for some people especially if they are already digestively compromised such as with Crohn’s.

I don’t care a fig if my food is mangled, cold, or terribly late.

But if I order a very simple dish specifically off of the children’s menu for my kid, for the love of god, don’t serve it well after the adult entrees. Just don’t. Leave our plates languishing under the heat lamp until that grilled cheese can make it to

Take your bee hive and go home.

I can understand that. A sex position where I get to lie on my back and do nothing but enthusiastically encourage someone wins EVR TYM.

This is so stupid. #justiceforthebees

If Hillary gets paid for speeches, she’s a greedy bitch. If she gets paid less, she’s a failure. If she goes away (to, say, walk in the woods) she’s ridiculed. If she writes a book. If she trips while on vacation. If she has pneumonia. If she wears makeup. If she doesn’t wear makeup. She’s the patron saint of Women

My daycare in Georgia is $1500 a month. Nothing fancy like immersion Spanish either (unless you count the fact that all the infant workers are native Spanish or Portuguese speakers.).

Bees, people, the bees are important. You will be ok in a outhouse.

I can’t believe people would rather shit indoors than eat food.

Spot on. Longer maternity leave would be a big part of this—the crunch at the infant daycare level is extreme due to extra licensing and lower staff ratios. Cost aside (and that’s huge) the vacancy rate in my small city is <1%. Once we cross a year of age, we have many more options and lower prices

Well done.

Are you telling me that this guy gets off on doing standup specials?

Vote vote vote vote vote. Vote in every local election. Vote every time they crack the door to the polling place. Fucking VOTE.

Stubb’s is the only one of these worth a damn. The rest are over-sweet crap.

“Is it wrong to expect my mega-rich friend to pay for dinner?”