maybe you’ll find this as hilarious as i do
Awwwwww. My big, tall teenage son loved Frog and Toad when he was a toddler. :)
Really fantastic selection this year! Sometimes a few of them are obviously urban legends, but these are all great. Now I have the shivers. It’s a good, warm feeling.
I was putting my toddler to bed tonight (after reading these during her nap earlier today) and she stopped what she was doing and turned her attention to something behind me and I thought, “oh shit” and then she said, “Ooooh the moon!” because her white noise machine projects a night sky onto her ceiling. I breathed a… Read more
creepy. keep us posted...
What the fuck is gonna happen. Like, how fucking close do we have to cut it? When will women matter even a fucking little? Do these douche bags know we carry them for ten months and then birth them and nurse them and change dirty diapers and hold them and love them just to have them grow into fucking rapists who strip… Read more
In my mind I heard this in the voice of Princess Carolyn from Bojack Horseman and it made a good thing even better ;-).
When she gets older still, you can tell her about how she was the OG Jez baby! She already has a comment section full of ethereal AuntyUncles.
I miss her rosy cheeks.
My first reaction to this was, what a lovely moment for mothers everywhere. I don’t think she was trying to glamorize her child as an accessory - do you really believe that was what this moment was about for her? Yes it made headlines, the kind headlines I like to see more of. I’m sort of astounded at Jezebel’s… Read more