Judge John Hodgeman addressed a much milder but more far-reaching version of this a few years ago. Dude would open any encounter with any kind of service employee with “I’ll have the kung pao chicken.” His son was suing to get him to stop.

Awww, little King Trash Mouth thinks he’s a good President.

I’ve been internetting since you were still suckling at your mom’s meme-generators, boy. A few years ago we decided that it was now economically feasible to pay for the content we consume, so that’s what we do.

Come on, you’re better than this! My wife and I play in a bowling league together and we’re not fucking.

What’s with the snark on Emma? She’s rich and famous because of a role she got when she was, like, 11 years old and she’s been doing pretty admirable stuff with her money and fame. Everyone that works in her industry isn’t rich and famous, so she’s advocating for normies, too.

I never understood some people’s aversion to doggie bags.

I’d thank you not to refer to Princeton that way.

As a transwoman who wants to adopt, this makes me so incredibly happy. I’ve always wanted to be a mom (yes, despite the stupid medical condition I was born with) and being able to connect with an infant in this way is so meaningful to me. <3

I think that’s awesome that she was able to breastfeed her child as its obvious it was very important to her to do so.

Does it come complete with friends and family who go ‘You are SOO lucky to have that’ to Elastigirl because that shit got thrown out there overtime my husband changed a diaper and did this shit in public. But did anyone let him know how lucky he was when I did the exact same shit. Yeah. No. Never happened. Got me…

“I need to succeed so she can succeed.” What a powerful message to send to kids about supporting each other. I can’t wait to see this.

It’s about ethics in superhero journalism.

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I’m not modest either, but sometimes I just feel like wearing long flowy outfits. I love long cardigans that billow behind me like a cape, but I’m as likely to pair them with jeans as with a minidress.

I love this cutie! At the same time, are there are ladies who are looking at this photo and feeling god-awful guilt? My husband and I are planning to have a baby this year. We are doing genetic testing (including Down’s) and we’re fairly certain we would abort a baby with Down Syndrome because we do not have the time…

I mentioned above, but read “Expecting Better” The author is an economist who analysis all the studies about everything. She breaks the info down really well. She got a lot of flack for it, but still stuck to her guns.

I do the “can’t have them” thing now too. I just don’t want them so I’ve never tried, so I might not even be lying when I say I cannot physically get pregnant. But my motivation for using that reason is really two fold. As your friend has discovered, 1.) it shuts the conversation down with a quickness. And 2.) it…

I just signed my daughter up for self defense. She will be taking it until she graduates and moves out if I have anything to say about it. Hopefully the world is changing and she’ll never need to protect herself from a man, but if she does (let’s get real, she will), she’ll be slightly more prepared. Put your…

I’m not trying to attack, just want to put in my 0.02, but I’m a person who menstruates and I’m not a woman, so I’m very grateful that the author used gender neutral language. It’s very rare to see gender neutral descriptions of things like these, especially in popular media, and it feels very affirming to actually…

I don’t think that this is a new thing. I wasn’t going to have children out of ethical concerns. Then I did.