I actually didn’t anticipate your comment’s surprise twist. I am delighted!

But oh man, having the time and money to spend three hours at the gym everyday with a personal trainer?

Similarly, the left dubbed Sarah Palin “Caribou Barbie,” leading to an entire year where I began every other sentence with the qualifier, “don’t make me defend Sarah Palin.”

UGH THIS. COOKING IS FOR WOMEN. COOKING PROFESSIONALLY IS NO PLACE FOR WOMEN.

UGH DID THIS EVEN NEED TO BE WRITTEN???

I’m going to be annoying but there is a reason there are food safe laws. I’m not saying this woman’s ceviche is going to make you sick, but selling food that you make in your standard kitchen cannot be guaranteed safe.

So dumb. +1.

Nice to see Huma has finally sworn off Weiner for good.

I love how you’re shocked like “We come from very different families”because Madeleine saw a PG-13 movie when she was 9 or 10 when you saw a rated R movie that is basically soft porn when you were 14.

Yeah, I feel you. I feel like I’m just 30 seconds of thinking about it away from bursting into tears at any moment. Any moment. Sometimes I’ll be just going along with my day, walking to the train, when bam, it hits me and I have to try hard to not look like the crazy weeping lady on the train.

“We can do it... After a nap”

I cried after pumping at work today when I realized that was the only time I have to myself all week.

Gaaaah those Rosie cheeks.

She Can Drool It!

Uuuuugh. As someone trying to conceive (while already mourning the loss of my very active social/travel/sleeping life), these honest statements scare me (especially since I know my husband would probably be perfectly happy without kiddos and is embarking on this new adventure cause he loves me). Big hugs to you,…

I have one. She’s rambunctious, intelligent, a hard worker, laughs when she burps and when she farts on me, and loves The Legend of Zelda and The Simpsons.

My friend dressed his daughter as the Stay Puft Marshmallow man! (I asked permission to post, of course:)

My daughter said she wanted to be a princess. I said why not a queen?

My child made this costume via bits and pieces from goodwill. concept came from this album cover (in the aeroplane over the sea:)

By popular demand, Nasty Woman and Bad Hombre. We ended up not going quite as balls out as planned because we didn’t have plans until the last minute, and my logos looked more ‘amateur sports league’ than ‘superhero’, but it was still super fun.