I kinda get mad when there is no pic of this baby.

So cute!

ADORABLE

Last weekend I posted the in progress of baby girl’s costume based on Katya from RuPaul’s Drag Race. Here’s the final product

OH MY GOD. THOSE CHEEKS!

My husband and his friends are all in there mid-late 30s but my friends and I are mid 20s so the “we can do this” mentality is still strong in our combined friend group. This move killed that mentality in everyone involved.

So weird—I heard she’ll be 45 in January.

Previous stories I’ve heard about drunk women and peanut butter led me to believe this story would go in a very different direction.

She fucking killed that debate and I am drunk and a nasty woman and also i love bad hombres and fuck him and i ate a burrito and several cookies and maybe like a whole bottle of whine or wine or shit or omg i need to go to bed even on the west coast i am a mess omg i hate trump o hope he dies ifn a fire

Honestly, when I thought I couldn’t get angrier about this election.

Ya know, I had one of those procedures, exactly like Cheeto Benito is describing. But I’m not ashamed.

My wife and I recently lost our twin boys, Anton and Colin, at 20 weeks gestation. They were handsome, they were healthy, but my wife had an unforeseen and undiagnosed incompetent cervix despite being on bedrest for most of the 20 weeks, and we were advised that we need to deliver or we would lose three lives instead…

You can make fun of the My Brest Friend pillow, the Boppy, and the Jumperoo all you want, but they made that first year so much more bearable.

Will Trump’s concession speech be the new ‘Downfall’ video?

Here’s my scary story:

She’s beautiful!

Good to know that her sketchy-ness radar is already finely tuned. She’ll be a take-no-shit teen! :D

That look is, “Mommy, I don’t like the looks of this bear. He seems like a sketchy dude.”

Omg. Those cheeks!