That is a very cute baby!

Wait, where are the teeth?

Why is it so hard to understand that if you prevent a pregnancy, you prevent an abortion.

I’m getting tired of the athleisure mom shaming. Honestly, it’s exhausting. What, exactly, is it ok for moms to wear? Please tell me. I spend all day crawling around on the floor, sweating, wrestling the baby into the stroller for walks, whatever. And I’m sorry that actually the easiest thing to wear for these…

Fuck this asshole. My daughter is autistic. She has been autistic since she was born. I knew there was something different long before she got the MMR vaccine. My daughter being autistic is just who she is. She sees and processed the world differently. That’s okay. I wouldn’t change her even if I could. To me it…

I mean, call us back when you actually have kids and are forced to make these decisions in real life instead of judging millions of parents from your comfy spot on the sidelines.

Ok you know what, I can count the number of people on one hand that I’ve ever called a cunt in my entire life, it’s not a word I use lightly.

The third letter sounds like “A girl told me her name. Should I marry her now or wait a couple of weeks?”

On my goodness she's cute!

Your baby is amazing. Fat babies are the best babies. Chubbles and rolls!

that’s a cute baby!

Oh my god, your baby is so cute!

Squee! The cheeks on your baby!

Sucha cute happy baby you have.

So precious - definitely not helping my baby fever <3

Aaah what a lil cutie!

I enjoy how, when it was pointed out that you were using the correct pronouns in your original post, you doubled down and began using incorrect pronouns, presumably because you are a huge gaping anus who somehow gained the ability to type.

This sounds like a coverup to me. I assume what actually happened is that she unhinged her jaw, stretched her mouth open to the size of a manhole cover, and then seized these staffers with her tentacles, shoving their bodies whole into her gaping maw, later regurgitating their bones and clothes in compact pellets.

Oh, I wanna bite them baby cheeks!

Skies of Arcadia seriously belongs on this list