If you think about it, any story about food is the beginning of a poop story.

.... really?!?!

That’s adorable that they think most of us are choosing between a cool, fulfilling $40K-a-year job doing what we love and a less cool $100K-a-year job. Most of us are choosing between a shitty $20K-a-year job that we hate and no fucking job whatsoever.

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Be still, my heart.

But must they be worn on the feet? Wear them around your neck, like the burden they are.

Just wanted to say hi and that I live in Columbus, too.

What I wouldn’t do to be Rihanna’s fallback fuck.

Anna Kendrick wins.

I guess this would be called posthummus.

I would recommend looking up the spa menu online (if it's a chain, they'll probably have it posted) and see what the regular cost of the services are. Then you should tip 15-20% to each tech for those services. So if, for instance, the massage is normally $150, the facial is normally $100, the pedi is $40 and the mani…

Hey, Tobias! How are the other Animorphs?

Mental note: if ever in the same situation as above, put the $50 in the tip jar. Then take out two $20s and a $10.

You may want to try latisse (directly on the hairs of your brows, not just lashes) before researching implants or giving up hope entirely. I used to have sparse light brown brows that basically turned clear and even sparser when I hit 30... 3 months using latisse: bam! brows a plenty. They're not only thicker, but…

I'm 90% sure he is guilty and 100% sure he shouldn't have been convicted.

They should take a cue from anime and do some filler episodes. There could be a beach/hot spring episode with the Lannister family on vacation, Dany could try to get Daario-kun to notice her, or there could be an attack by a villain no one has ever heard of before, yet is somehow powerful enough to go toe to toe with …

So I have a question for all you beautiful BCO readers. My mom often tips less than 20%. Not WAY less (I would have said something by now), but she does that thing where you figure out ten percent by moving the decimal and then multiply by two... but she rounds, so she doesn't have to do complicated maths when adding…