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It was also fun to see what Smash Mouth is doing these days.

I don't know why everyone mocks this. It is a demonstrably better choice. Maybe not full-on healthy eating, but less sugar and fewer calories is a step in the right direction!

Brace yourselves, everyone.

They are the Jane Bennett and Mr. Bingley of Young Hollywood.

he really won it for Jupiter Ascending. come at me

"When I was 16 years old, I tried to kill myself because I felt weird and I felt different and I felt that I did not belong. And now, I'm standing here. And so, I would like this moment to be for that kid out there who feels like she's weird or she's different and she doesn't fit in anywhere. Yes, you do. I promise

I have a school photo with a woodland backdrop, wearing jnco jeans, a fubu jersey, and white butterfly clips separating my hair into 6 little pieces.

There was this guy today at the cafe, where we were the only two people in the room, and he kept on staring at me, while I was eating, doing homework, and using the phone. And as I was using Tinder, I saw his profile, it was quite racially charged and full of fetishization (think confederate flags, Yellow Fever,

She wins the internet for the week.

I came back from the doctor and said I probably couldn't get pregnant without a lot of help - help I've decided I didn't want. He hugged me, said it was OK, and asked me to marry him. Right there, in the hallway, with a litter box not 2 feet away. I said no.

say what you will about jimmy fallon, but I find him so very charming and cute. as evidenced above.

gamergate: we're offending that you implied we'd rape people but still LOL A GIRL GOT GANGRAPED LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Firefox would be an old geezer with a zimmer frame. He used to be an Olympic athlete back in the day.

"I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it."

Oh lord, don't get me started! The biggest issue I've encountered is guys who think having ticked the Casual Sex box means all they have to do is take a number and they'll be added to the queue. Umm, no. All casual sex means is sex without a relationship. It could happen once, or it could happen many times.

Good evening, Jezzies! I hope everyone is having a great weekend.

I'm not sure I have enough for all of them....

I went for blue peep-toe pumps as my "something blue." They felt very Kate Middleton. I wear them every year on our anniversary.

Bride and Groom :)

For my wedding (THIS WEEKEND YOU GUYS!!!!) I'll be wearing these lovelies from Kate Spade: