I mean, good for anyone trying to open a sexual assault refuge for kids, but this is like turning Auschwitz into a Jewish community center, right?
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do people like you have an alarm that goes off in your parent's basement when Gawker media makes a silly joke at mens' expense?
Monogrammed Thermosery
Fact: We would all give up everything in exchange for a kiss from Gillian Anderson.
Jezzers .... my grandson was born today (Saturday)! He is nearly 10 pounds and 22 inches and is so beautiful and precious it hurts. I got a call at 4 a.m. that waters were flowing. I hopped a plane and crossed the country, drove 90 minutes to the hospital and was there in less than 12 hours from the time I got the…
So many to choose from. I'll let yall decide. Let me preface this list by saying that I'm omitting the sociopaths and boring losers. This list is in no way representative of all my questionable and embarassing encounters.
Yeahhhhh...I'm gonna need to see a photo.
WTH...french manicure is tacky now?! Where's my damn memo!?
You know, today I got up really early and made it to my workout class. I showered, shaved my legs without cutting myself, got dressed in pants that I've had tailored, a shirt that I found on truly great sale, and boots I actually waterproofed before wearing them outside. I put on my Holy Grail winter coat that…
Just love your kids.
There can only be one: Fairytale of New York by the Pogues. I have no idea how big this song is in countries that aren't Ireland, but I can comfortably say it's the best song ever written.
Right?! My manfriend has this kind of beard and is currently somewhat in the doghouse. I was like "You owe me. You need to do this with the ornaments from the mini tree".
So... Can we name the baby South West? Or is Kanye gonna be mad if we do?
The sequel. Make it now.
Incorrect. I can DEFINITELY have an opinion on people who have dangerous home births, and who put their lives and the lives of their children at risk for extremely stupid reasons. I can think those people are fucking reckless morons and also think that we need to do something about our shitty prenatal healthcare,…
Maybe if he bought 99 Nokia phones instead, they could have been... N-Gage'd
What, a girlfriend?