THANK YOU. I want to make everyone read this.

Because I’m bored with battle scenes and we all know what happened.

I hate to say that imprisoning someone for years to stare at their child’s rotting corpse is “restrained” but... yeah, it is.

I love this vengeance because it is unbearably cruel and fitting but not gross torture porn or a Gregor Clegane endless rape scene. Also they deserved it. Show Dorne is full of idiots. Myrcella and Trystane seemed hella decent and were doing what a goodbye political alliance marriage should do, actually liking each…

Ugh. Nice try you dumb dumb.

Look at those glasses and a v neck with a blazer what is this shit. I love him.

Davos is hella hot. Also, you ever see the actor? He wears these glasses and its attractive in a very “that time Steve Carrell went gray and wore glasses” kind of way.

Haha I wish it would Wolfie. I threatened my husband with naming her Wolf Alice. Or Bear Hands or Tame Impala or any number of silly sounding indie bands we were hearing all the time while I was pregnant.

It’s actually not hidden text or anything like that! The name of something in the tattoo is also her name :)

This is not comforting but I’m not sure how it could be. You will do it because there is no other way. But you will do it.

My parents live in state about 3 hours away. I’m married, if that makes a difference, so holidays are split or every other year or something. I typically don’t see my parents on their birthdays. Sometimes they want to visit for mine. I don’t see my mother on Mother’s Day every year. I can only guarantee I see them at…

I got a tattoo yesterday and it’s so awesome.

I work in a profession with a lot of paperwork and reports on assessment results. There is no greater feeling than going into a meeting having highlighted every instance disproving what you know someone is going to question/argue with you about.

Okay, so I’ve been pregnant and have a baby and used all the apps and my search history definitely gives it away too. Outside of a few Enfamil coupons, I never got shit in the mail! Not that I really want it, and we never used formula, but wtf.

Oh Lou Bega.. sometimes I hear Mambo No 5 and I still kinda like it

Ugh our last friend to get married wanted a traditional bachelorette party. Idk if pushing 30 (which is not old at all, but I got married at 22 and the rest of our peer group married young too) made her wanna go full basic bitch for FOMO reasons or whatever, but it sucked. Her friend from home got into drunk arguments…

What’s the problem here?

I’ve seen all of these movies and still have the same reaction to the trailer. This movie looks nuts.

But Ellaria murdered her daughter. And they conveniently also have Ellaria’s daighter. So that’s some damn good revenge possibility there for Cersei.

Anything would be better than this. How did they go from Dornish ladies supporting Myrcella as queen to murdering her??