Yuck.

Or hey, if the person you love and are building a life with gets a little withdrawn and doesn't seem receptive to sex, you can just be understanding and concerned and let her work through it because you certainly didn't marry just to get banged, right? Gee, I wonder WHY she feels insecure about her body.

No one cares if you have no respect for superstition, leave other people's religion alone anyway.

You're doing some impressive moving of goalposts here.

Honey, look in the mirror when you say things like that.

There's only so far blur and dodge can go.

Good (not really good) try, but no. You're still wrong and you're still a sexist ass. I realize it's hard for you to not be treated as center of the universe, knower of all, arbiter of everything, but you're going to have to get used to it.

You do realize that the US men's team and the US women's team are BOTH in the US? One of them is not based in Japan? I mean, it seems like that might be the type of thing you'd be genuinely confused about. So, you see, when discussing the all-time US leading goal scorer, it's US. As in United States. Which, as…

You don't know what "inferior" means, do you?

"Best" is not, and never will be, a number. "Highest scorer" is a number. Try again.

And sometimes you will do relatively little work for a large tip. That's the risk you take in order to have the possibility of higher payoffs. Or would you be okay with having a maximum tip too to even out that risk? Somehow I doubt it. Somehow I think you're like all the other servers who always agitate about "cheap…

No, sweetheart, just you.

It's so adorable that these "I AM AGAINST THE OUTRAGE MACHINE" people think we don't know a tactic to defend racism without seeming like you're defending racism when we see it.

You ARE defending him. You are defending his non-existent right to say whatever he wants without consequence. You are persistently misunderstanding the concept of censorship. You are resorting to every standard trick in the book to divert attention away from the racist venom he spewed, and no one is fooled.

And so does everyone else in the world. I know, weird, right?

He was not hired to be racist. But the fact that you're arguing that he was says a lot about you.

She didn't imply that everyone who disagrees with her must be a fuckwit. Just people who says bullshit like you have been. Common mistake.

I'm not defending miserliness. I'm contesting the idea that tipping 15% is miserly. It. Is. Not. You are absolutely entitled to be treated well and paid fairly. You absolutely SHOULD be, at all times, no exceptions. This does not contradict anything I've said because being tipped 15% does not qualify as being treated…

Sure it is.

So because of some hypothetical class with a hypothetical grading system that there's no indication applies to this actual class, this is wrong and unfair? Good one. Totally waterproof.