No, dear, other waiters are actually good at their jobs, unlike you. Enjoy your bitter malcontent!

Nope. There is no empathy in insisting that the people who dine at places where your tab can be less than $10 MUST tip over another 50% or they're cheap assholes. Guess what, people who dine at full-service restaurants that are that cheap probably can't afford to be adding half again to their food cost! I tip well. I…

I don't think you know what it means to be measured/rational.

No.

Calling a customer a derogatory name on facebook when you have her friended makes you an asshole. End of story. The customer didn't get her fired, she got herself fired, and the manager was the one who did it, not the customer.

Fascinating that when it comes to the parts that don't favor them, servers want changes, but when it comes to the parts that do, servers don't. "Tips should be no less than 20% regardless, because I only get paid $2 an hour and that is inhumane! I don't want a flat hourly wage, are you crazy? I wouldn't make $20 an…

You're a dick and so was the bartender.

Yeah, no. You got stiffed because YOU'RE the shithead. Nice try, though.

Jesus fucking christ with this shit. In no world and per no etiquette guideline anywhere EVER is over 50% a required tip.

Nope. That's plain false.

Except to a lot of servers, there seems to be no connection between bad service and bad tip. Bad tippers are not always assholes, plain and simple, because service is not always good. No one is obligated to tip generously for shitty service. They're not obligated to tip more than adequately for less than adequate…

Given that my initial comment was merely echoing your own, but turned back on you, does that mean YOU were bullying? And making personal attacks? Do tell! I'll be FASCINATED to hear what you concoct for this one.

Well, the good news is this comment was just as nonsensical and responding to absolutely nothing as every other comment you've made. You're truly bizarre, but also tedious. That's a rare combination, give yourself a pat on the back.

Nope.

Yeah, the only soapbox I can see is yours.

Yeah, I don't consume much in the way of porn and I NEVER actively look for anything shocking or hardcore, yet even I've seen/been made aware of "rosebudding" just by existing on tumblr and browsing tags from time to time (and frequently not even porn-related tags; you can pick the most innocent-seeming tag in the…

Ah "you're taking it out of context," the half-baked pseudo-defense of jackasses since time immemorial. Well done, you!

Well, luckily a nice non-gendered slur applies to you for saying any of this, and it's "asshole."

Seriously. I had to double check that this was on Jezebel and not on Gawker or something.

If a grownup woman tried this she would deserve to be called every sexist slur implying low IQ in existence.