i wish it was danny brown instead of rick ross on this song.

Drinking at an organized gathering of coworkers isn’t a party. if your boss is in attendance, you’re still on the clock.

I think trap is suggesting that for people searching how to drink responsibly. Non-alcoholics don’t have to worry about ‘limiting’ themselves....for the most part.

If someone tells you they think you have a drinking problem, I dare you to try and explain how you *don’t* have a drinking problem without sounding like you have a drinking problem. It just can’t be done.

I would do the opposite of whatever the Mormon does.

But see, that’s the fatal flaw with this advice: nobody wants to hang around drunk people UNLESS you too are also drunk.

I need at least two drinks to even think about GOING to a party.

2 drinks sounds like the appropriate thing to do in a professional setting or around family, but if you’re around friends etc isn’t it kind of acceptable to have....I don’t know? Twice that?! I’m a small girl and can have 4 glasses of wine before anyone might think that I'm tipsy. And alcoholic makes people feel more…

for crissakes. i’m in my 40's. i quit weed, can’t find hash, quit pills and powder. 15 drinks is all i want. and you want to take 13 away.

So why should I stick to just two? You don’t really say why just that I should only have two while being socially awkward about it. If I need to drive or be somewhere early the next day then yes stick to one or two but if I have a ride/taxi/uber and everyone else is drinking and enjoying themselves why would I stick…

It is my hope that I will have a similar attitude towards my marriages.

Same here. My tolerance is pretty high. Drinks 1 and 2 only prime me for the mild buzz Drink 3 provides, and Drink 4 ends the night with a wonderful buzz-but-not-drunk feeling.

This is good advice. But it is hard to follow. Especially since I love drinks 3 and 4 most of all.

Help me with this, please—has Frank Ocean only had one album? I have only heard one, and though it was fine, I wasn’t wowed by it in a way that explains how crazy with anticipation people have been over his next one. I feel that way for, say, Janelle Monae or Andra Day. What am I missing?

She’s Britney, bitch.

What a fucking idiot. You chose this life, just walk past the cameras, smile and get in the fucking car like a normal human. Some celebrities are just asses.

“...gained weight for his film War Dogs at the time...”

All of this sounds like more of an issue with you than with Jonah Hill.

I don’t know but I think it’s pretty low to call her a walking benzo.