Remember when Jezebel writers were clever and hilarious, and not just weirdly mean? Lighten up, the world is terrible as is.

Also worth noting, there are a lot of things that make people look ridiculous and it’s usually best to just mind your own business and stop being so friggin judgey. 

I’m glad someone brought up her perma-tan because...girl does not naturally look like that

Mmmm too much of a mouse vibe for me and too skinny. I once told my girlfriends, all very drunk in a cab, that I found him unattractive and the HOWLS of disapproval. Hoo boy.

LOL SAME I WILL FOLLOW HIM ANYWHERE!!

Wow she is terrible!

Yeah...the dude very clearly lost it when his mother died. He has not been remotely the same since. It’s weird how people do not see that connection.

I had a feeling Cena wouldn’t end up marrying her. He’s getting a little too famous to do the weird fake WWE marriage thing

What is it called?

Nothing on the Aziz story?

Actually we played a couple more up-temp Beach House songs during dinner at my wedding and it was fine! I didn’t want a bunch of pop music - there was a lot of that, too, but still.

Lizzo has a new song out today that is 🔥how is she not the most famous person on the planet rn? She is so good. It’s called Truth Hurts and you should all listen to it and love it as much as I do

Exactly my thoughts. I looked terrible in all skinny jeans until I tried on a pair of Joe’s Jeans and then it all made sense. They’re pricey but seem to be pretty universally flattering (and they have a nice high waist that acts as almost shaper.)

Maybe if they didn’t make you use every friggin dish you own to make one meal more people would want to buy it. I can’t do dishes every single day, what am I? A MOM?

Alfred Angelo dresses are a bit more than David’s Bridal in general from what I remember. There was very little under $600 when I looked there and most were over $1,000. Of course this was 10 years ago, so. Anyway, for my meager wedding budget, that much would have been a big hit.

Ack! So with you on this. I quit for about two years and inexplicably started again a few months ago. I am so embarrassed to smoke anywhere in public because of the looks I get and I am also INSANE about making sure I’m like 100 feet away from anyone else when I do it. It sucks, I’d give anything to not have started…

3 years later is so, so much different than 1 year. Especially considering they’re already engaged which means they’ve probably been dating much longer. It’s a little strange. I know we try to be all anti-judgement around here but...ick.

I would say Alex O’Loughlin maybe deserves to make the most as he is the closest thing to a main character the show has. Scott Caan shouldn’t make any more than Kim and Park in my opinion as they’re all about the same level on the show.

I feel the same way and I actually end up spending a decent amount of money when I do a “staycation” because I end up going out to lunch with friends or shopping every day just to get out of the house! Even staycations can be expensive for the easily bored!

I’m never coming back to this website