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What look was Jeremy Beiber going for here? Dress me like a Vegas magician, only douchier?

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Dixie Chicks can cover whatever the hell they want. They have earned their stripes. Blazing hot career destroyed by the right wing and the media for uttering a simple truth.

not to “well actually,” but I’m pretty sure Plies’ “Gimme that Becky,” which is about blowjobs, predates the use as a term for white girls...

Kris telling Kim, “You were married for 72 days, that was like normal!” is the best thing I have heard all week.

MD lax bros only go “downee ocean” when it’s senior week and they can pound back cases of Keystone or Natty Light with the team at their parents' beach house. (Brayden just graduated, bro!)

wow.... please don’t put graphic violence in the comments thx

Real teeth are some of the most underrated things in Hollywood. I love watching a movie from pre-1995ish, and realizing that actors used to be able to lead a movie with a wonky, off-white smile.

Our children will also never see a live minstel show, or bear-baiting, or a cockfight.

It’s not a “phobia,” it’s a cultural code regarding personal space.

Actually being epileptic myself, they can happen that easily.

Taco Bell is calling you, you uppity weirdos.

This is so blown out of proportion! I had Chipotle LAST week and it was delicious.

People, please start believing that health care IS the miracle God sent you.

The idea of a baby growing inside me freaks me out enough (beautiful amazing miracle but sorry). This is like an ALIEN INSIDE AN ALIEN!

The last thing I want when I’m depressed and don’t want to go anywhere is for someone to come into MY space with soup and company, no matter how delicious the soup or how charming the company. When I want to be alone, that’s just what I want: aloneness.

i will add that if this were a JOJO song, i would love it, but meghan trainor is the DEFINITION of the sonic uncanny valley and this song is not fun but instead DEEPLY FREAKY as a result imo

Wasn't she amazing on US of Tara?? She's such a presence on screen...I'm really happy for her win last night.

IT WAS SO GOOD I LOVED IT WHY WASNT THE WHOLE SONG IN THE FILM

This is even pre - United States of Tara, she looks so different! She sang that song in the Scott Pilgrim movie, I think it was a cover of a Metric song, and I loved her version more than the original.

no....its my song