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wow.... please don’t put graphic violence in the comments thx

Real teeth are some of the most underrated things in Hollywood. I love watching a movie from pre-1995ish, and realizing that actors used to be able to lead a movie with a wonky, off-white smile.

Our children will also never see a live minstel show, or bear-baiting, or a cockfight.

It’s not a “phobia,” it’s a cultural code regarding personal space.

Actually being epileptic myself, they can happen that easily.

Taco Bell is calling you, you uppity weirdos.

This is so blown out of proportion! I had Chipotle LAST week and it was delicious.

People, please start believing that health care IS the miracle God sent you.

The idea of a baby growing inside me freaks me out enough (beautiful amazing miracle but sorry). This is like an ALIEN INSIDE AN ALIEN!

The last thing I want when I’m depressed and don’t want to go anywhere is for someone to come into MY space with soup and company, no matter how delicious the soup or how charming the company. When I want to be alone, that’s just what I want: aloneness.

i will add that if this were a JOJO song, i would love it, but meghan trainor is the DEFINITION of the sonic uncanny valley and this song is not fun but instead DEEPLY FREAKY as a result imo

Wasn't she amazing on US of Tara?? She's such a presence on screen...I'm really happy for her win last night.

IT WAS SO GOOD I LOVED IT WHY WASNT THE WHOLE SONG IN THE FILM

This is even pre - United States of Tara, she looks so different! She sang that song in the Scott Pilgrim movie, I think it was a cover of a Metric song, and I loved her version more than the original.

I’m 100% sure she did not get the joke.

I want to put a catheter full of fire ants up his pee hole.

I honestly think human babies are some of the least-cute mammal babies. Sometimes I feel like a robot when people are like, “Oh, aren’t you the cutest thing!” to a baby and I’m like, excuse me, have you literally never seen a puppy?

Disagree. I look back at pictures of my own son sometimes I think eeek... yikes that was an interesting phase

David Byrne is so under appreciated. I’ve never listened to Arcade Fire but if they are good enough for Byrne, they might be worth my time.

no....its my song