My mom used to say that's why I never got asked out :(

ummmm. okay.

her?

“I wonder what makes everyone so interested in me.”

Celene is a fucking national treasure. She’s batshit crazy and I love it.

The start of their relationship is squicky but it’s lasted forever, so there’s got to be something good there?

Sorry, who’s sanctimonious?!

Yeah, that's not a fucked up thing to say at all.

this one is confusing b/c he’s arguably the most handsome Would U candidate and i pretty much say yes to everyone b/c i’m desperate.

Yeah.

My gawd, Disneyland is the worst place on the planet. Why on earth would you take a date there?

your parents were born like a year before my oldest brother was born...

Yes!! I had my first baby on Tuesday, and not being pregnant anymore after a tough pregnancy is freaking amazing. I had a c-section 4 days ago and can move better and with less pain now than I could in the weeks leading up to birth. My baby is also awesome, so between the joy of baby and the joy of non-pregnancy, I'm…

I can imagine. My love would disappear instantly. I'm not a believer in unconditional love.

“She’ll sleep with anyone”

how is he an abuser??? everyone on here has already presumed his guilt. i am genuinely confused. if she hit him first, why is he painted as the abuser, even if he was just trying to defend himself? or are all white women dainty flowers who pose no real threats to men, especially black (read: violent, strong) men? WTF…

This account describes them each being physically, emotionally, and mentally abusive of the other. Not sure this is the right person to give dating advice.

Oh please “Good Guy With A Gun”, tell me what legitimate use a civlian could possibly have for 12 fucking PIPE BOMBS! This is not Left 4 Dead, a Horde of Infected is not spawning and coming towards you, you fucking jackasses.

Cannot comprehend what sort of motive makes you leave your infant daughter with her grandmother and then saddle her with the legacy of your heinous acts.