Because they want them in the cute baby stage. Also, possibility of attachment disorders. Attachment disorder cases are so sad.

I’ve NEVER understood that. Listen, I have a kid...and she was absolutely inconsolable and WORTHLESS from birth until at least 5 or so. I would’ve gladly skipped those years in which I had to do every single little thing for her. WHY DON’T PEOPLE APPRECIATE OLDER KIDS MORE?!?!?!

AHHHHH. DAME LIZ BUYERS CLUB. THIS RULES.

Victims of being brainwashed. Teenagers are vulnerable and easily susceptible to deceit.

Given everything that asswipe of an ex put her through she can post obnoxious pictures of this wedding forever as far as I’m concerned.

I actually understand even less about Mariah Carey after reading this article.

I gave a friend my Hulu password last night so she could watch Broad City for the first time.

Oh, step on a rusty nail, haters. This is clearly a parody of the absurdity of the fashion world these days and not transphobic at all. I don’t even think he is supposed to be transgender in the first place. I think he’s supposed to be alien-like. Which is also a joke on how people have compared Cumberbatch’s…

Your brother sounds very interesting. I would like to donate to his gofundme.

There are not enough hours in the day to tell you where you have gone wrong here. But that’s okay, you don’t seem particularly interested in listening. I have other windmills to go tilt at. Good luck with... all of this.

Standing on a pedastool sounds very unsanitary. Llamaz should definitely get down before he or she gets E. coli.

This thread is so weird. Let’s pretend its performance art.

You mentioned a dog and used animal emojis! What else was I supposed to think? Calm the fuck down Felicia.

*laugh* Outstanding. You are a piece of work. Welp, good luck with all that.

Hey, strangers, give me your money! How dare strangers question me!

Oh, well, with such a winning personality I’m sure to give you money now. *eye roll*

Oh dear, oh dear oh dear. This is a bad opinion. Please rethink it.

“Too much stoner humor?”