... that Britney was in the middle of a very public and heartbreaking mental health breakdown the likes of which she still has not lived down?

I so feel you. I’m considering curling up in my bed with a bottle of bourbon. I have had the shittiest day. Like, the worst day. I’ve been struggling to find a legal job and haven’t had a full time, salaried gig in three years and I’m absolutely losing my mind. I’ve always been interested in law enforcement, so I…

Unabashedly admitting that I actually fist-pumped when I read this.

I’m sure this isn’t news to everyone, but I was shocked yesterday when I found out that Kate Spade is David Spade’s sister-in-law.

Jezebel Commenter On Jenny McCarthy Having A Radio Show: ‘Ick!’

Diplo is an awful misogynist garbage monster, and that’s not news. Why do we keep paying attention to him? All he wants is attention, and here we are giving it to him.

This is my first time posting on here, and my only hope is that I don’t get lost in the greys!!

how embarrassed are sasha and malia rn

As a proud Towson graduate, I believe I speak on behalf of all alumni when I say “We have a swim team?”

Like Ricky Gervais, Richman became such a dick when he lost weight

Adam Richman is an asshole and I liked him much better when he was fat. Anthony Bourdain should feel free to make fun of him. Guy Fieri is an easy target- Bourdain needs to raise his insult game.

HELL YES.

WITHOUT QUESTION.

Hell yes.

would u:

So funny. Hahahahaha....

And Matt Lauer

If only Sean Penn was there too, we’d get the Holy Trinity of Douchery

You should try changing the channel. That’s what I do.

Maybe the Biebz just thinks Charlie Sheen is a dick (like the rest of us), regardless of status.