Klausner was workin a silly dog awards event and Pauly apparently accused klausner of conspiring to steal one of the animals. I'm not making this up. Klausner has hated her ever since and mentions her fairly frequently on her podcast.

I think both sides are epic in weirdness right now. There’s some bizarre stuff in Pauley Perette’s description of what happened and I can see questioning a few things, but damn, Julie Klausner, could you be a little less of a dick about it?

“My beloved homeless people that I spend my life protecting”is a dumb thing to say, to be fair.

Exactly. I would be completely fine with this, particularly right now (pregnant.) I go to bed before he does, he snores, I have like 9 pillows, we have to use separate comforters because I am always hot and I roll around like a maniac, etc. I also can’t sleep if even a centimeter of my skin is touching another person…

Screw separate beds, let’s talk about totally different wings of a house.

Honestly, listening to Marc Maron and the Nerdist podcasts, where the interviews are an hour long, has given me a lot of respect for the fact that being a working actor is seriously an unpleasant job sometimes. Like, press tours are shitshows of sitting in hotel rooms for 12 hours straight, answering the same five…

And really nice skin.

and private jets.

Jennifer Lawrence is literally all of us, just with better hair.

Not exactly. We keep our eye on the wonderful Issa Rae. http://jezebel.com/hbo-issues-ser…

oh my god

Oh jeez. So preditable: girl Jez crushed on massively must be broken down now!

know what would really be cool though

THEY ARE OBJECTIVELY TERRIBLE MOVIES.

and so was Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind.

I don’t know for sure, but I think she was talking about a movie where a vehicle had to maintain a certain speed. If it didn’t keep up that speed, the vehicle would explode. So the speed of the vehicle was the important plot point. I believe it was called “The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down.”

She’s like Rita Ora to me .. My response is

Every time I hear anything about Azealia Banks:

My Uber driver the other night, noticing that i was going home from the bars by myself, tried to convince me to go buy a book online that would teach me how to get any women to sleep with me.

I gave him and his stupid fucking newsboy cap 1 star.

Too much face job.