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I’m so tired of my curly hair not being “nice” or “professional” enough. It’s so ridiculous that curly hair has some kind of weird value attached to it.

As a fellow curlyhead...

Where did you get the idea that commenters here think that killing a child is okay?

Rrright, because posters here are in the “killing your children is ok” camp.

I hope you know that people like you are part of the problem.

They can’t even definitely say that Adnan felt jilted. All they can prove is that Adnan and Hae dated for a while.

Honestly, I don’t know what your beef is. The two of them happened to meat under tough circumstances, and their love is rare, so let them enjoy it. It's clear they're searing hot for each other, but each of them seem to maintain a cool center and I think that's admirable. And Gwen is among the most beautiful women in

No, Cindy Crawford had a bunch of beautiful moles. Gwen though? With her pasty skin and white hair and moles? She might as well be your classic witch from Salem, Mass. I’m not saying burn her at the steak, but I’m not saying definitely don’t burn her at the steak.

also bitch you’ve obviously never tried to have sex while super high on that tip top chronic no lube no sex no fun in that situation

You know what? Good for her.

If you’re working somewhere as a 26-year old that also employs 17-year olds, you probably have other issues to worry about.

I am a[n emotionally stunted and/or sociopathic] 26-year-old man living in Michigan. I have a 17-year-old [and therefore, I assume, highly susceptible to manipulation through implicit or explicit threat of physically and/or emotionally abusive behavior] coworker [around] who[m I have constructed an elaborate sexual

Get a job at any mall or amusement park.

The moral of the story is, don’t run.

The moral of the story is, don’t run a marathon.

ohhh fuck you i want that chicken in my mouthhole, stat.

No one. NO ONE THIS IS HORRIFYING.

What’s weird about it is that they can’t tell him that it’s right there. It’s not about the cookies.

The best part of this is that Jennifer Lopez and Leah Remini are still tight so she must have approved her quotes being used in this book—or they’re tight enough that Remini knew it wouldn’t ultimately matter.

I did not wake up this morning thinking I would like Ariana Grande, yet here we are.