My immediate thought was “little twat”. Too good for Radiohead? Well Thom was doing weird-faced ginger music when this lad was in his carry cot. And Ed clearly brought up on a diet of Coldplay and X-Factor style competitions. Musical muesli.

Wow! Jay Z is a good parent who wants things to be baby proofed! WHAT A MONSTER.

Which at this point is really more notch than board.

But Jay has lots of Blue Ivy demands. For starters, the entire suite must be childproofed with all corners, sharp edges, and electrical outlets all covered, and statues, lamps, and breakable objects removed. Oh, Blue only drinks organic whole milk.

Call me a diva, but these “demands” don’t seem all that crazy? More…

Ed Sheeran has never listened to a Radiohead album

Elvis didn’t steal lyrics. He didn’t write songs.

Still is a prisoner.

Nah. Katie was as much a prisoner as anyone else, wasn’t she?. Although she went into her marriage contract sorta knowing what she was getting into, who can really say that she understood the full Scientology fuckery until she was deep into it? I think it’s why she got out at the first opportunity she could. It’s why…

He was like, forcibly kissing Katie,

WHOA, now that is one impressive towel setup. How does one manage a towel set that large? I’m not sure what I’d even do with it. It certainly wouldn’t fit anywhere I have available.

She's feeding a parasite with it.

Well, considering that Adele mentioned that she wanted to watch Britney’s show in her latest interview, I could see why Britney would make the offer...https://i-d.vice.com/en_gb/article/…

Well Adele actually said in the interview Brit Brit linked to that she wanted to see Britney in Vegas

Could guys possibly be any more obsessed with their dick and balls?

wait why do you hate it?

I hate when pets are part of engagement photos or wedding ceremonies, but this was admittedly hilarious.

You know why female praying mantises eat their mates after they copulate? Because they know that assholes like this exist.

Won’t you please step into my mall?

This is a level of money where I can’t decide if I’m jealous, impressed, annoyed, or some kind of unholy combo of the three.

And after dinner, she said, ‘Do you want to see the mall?’ And Gaga and I were out of that chair so fast … We went down to the mall and spent an hour down there. She pulled out her collection of gowns from Funny Girland Hello, Dolly! And then she said, ‘Do you want frozen yogurt?’