Because she’s not a titan of late night TV. Just look at the recent video about how many people in #1 market NYC can’t identify Chris Pratt. Now how many Americans in total do you think can identify Samantha Bee? Her show hasn’t started, it’s on after Conan in a spot where multiple shows have failed, it’s just absurd…

But Religion is GOOD for you

I don’t mind “we are going to have a baby” because yes, after the baby is born, they will both, as parents, have a baby. For similar reasons I also give “we’re having a baby,” a pass. But “we are pregnant”? Ugh. No. No, no, no.

I’m not very often, but I think I’m gonna make an exception in this circumstance.

They were driving high and endangering other innocent motorists on the road, sure I’d rather they’d not be dead, but fuck ‘em. These are the kinds of people who wipe out other people’s families simply because they’re getting their own jollies off.

So the 21-year old with a 5-year old was being irresponsible? Get out of town.

Of, like, a terminal yeast infection.

Can we look forward to a Hilary dress?

Ball deflation is not equated to domestic abuse you fucktard.

Are you seriously comparing deflated footballs to throwing a women onto a couch covered in guns?

I smoked a pack a day for 12 years and last year I bought a vape on Christmas Eve. I haven’t smoked a single cigarette since. It only has 4 ingredients, the most “harmful” nicotine- but even so I’m consuming less than half the amount of nicotine from when I was smoking. I buy odorless vape liquids and no longer smell…

beee-dooo-beep! I’m sorry, the number you are dialing has been disconnected in the detroit area. please hang up and try again.... ☎️ 🏈 🔚

“...the Seahawks are to getting calls what the Patriots are to cheating.”

You’re so right the people that are paid to know the rulebook should get a pass imo

Are you there, God? It’s me, DogFister. I sit here before you, asking as a humble/self-loathing Lions fan, why do you hate us?

I think maybe she just doesn't enjoy pregnancy - it's common enough. You don't need to be mean !

That’s exactly what Rex Ryan said when the Bills put an HC contract in front of him.

Hot takes! Getchyer red hot takes!

It’s probably just me projecting. I want to be a narwhale.

I took it off a stock photo of a unicorn, but perhaps they took it off of a narwhale?