TwoPermitsDoNotEqualALicense
TwoPermitsDoNotEqualALicense
TwoPermitsDoNotEqualALicense

What a fucking strange thing to complain about. Always has to be something.

They did nothing after one of their own was nearly killed, and when 20 babies were massacred. They will NEVER care about this issue.

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HOW’S THAT COOL POPE TREATIN YA, GUYS

I think men winking at women in serious or professional environments is pure sexist condescension. Especially when they’re mansplaining something when they do it.

You know, it really sucks that Paul Walker died and I’m sure his daughter is grieving, but I can’t imagine how this is in any way Porsche’s fault.

It is going progressively worse, though. I mean, Black Crowes to Muse to Jonas Brothers. If she keeps this up, she will have to date Diplo next.

I would bang that Jonas kid like a kettle drum but take him out to brunch- no thank you

I wish she was Jean Ralphio right now

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True, and fixed, and I apologize. But, counterpoint:

My doctor told me a glass of wine here and there was fine. So during my last trimester I drank red wine occasionally. No more than a glass, glass in a half, and my daughter suffered no ill effects from it.

I actually don’t drink alcohol in general (I despise feeling even slightly tipsy) but I think the rabid shaming of any woman who dares to sip a beer in pregnancy is total moralizing, body-controlling BULLSHIT.

I feel like Ryan Reynolds is always supposed to end up as the next big star (see: Chris Hemsworth, Chris Pratt), but has been at this point for four years and never fully gets there.

As crap as Two and a Half Men is, and it is, I bet it was great steady income for her while she pursued more interesting film projects. I think she’s had a really varied career. I see her as one of those actors who will work consistently into her old age.

nah bro. fall is da best. fuckin best apples ever, beautiful sunny skies and crisp air..gtfo wit dis shit.

I’m an idiot and did not get that the Serial reference was intentional. I turned to my mister and said, “geez how do they not know about the Leakin Park Best Buy parking lot?”

If Azealia Banks said nothing ever again I don't think anyone would have a problem with that.

I have black friends... sooooo can I say ni... NOPE. I still cant.