Congratulations, Allison Janney

I tried to sell pictures of my own baby and everyone just told me to get the hell out before they call the cops.

From the AP: “She had recently told friends she had grown afraid of her husband because they had been fighting so much.”

I’ve definitely misjudged the strength and eaten too much of a potent edible and it's always just made me very uncomfortable and then sleepy.

“The Shosteds, of Utah, routinely get personal presidential letters sent to them via the White House Greetings Office for birthdays, weddings, etc.”

Currently in Florida, the possession of less than 20 grams of marijuana is a misdemeanor punishable by one year in jail, while anything more than that is a felony punishable by at least 3-5 years in prison.

You’re almost there.

I AM SUCH A SUCKER FOR HERO DOGS

Oh please! A cat wouldn’t get caught in a cistern and make their friend spend a week trying to rescue it.

This is why dogs are better than cats, people.

Sorry, Chief

He told the story many times before Maron, and the Times seems to insinuate that his wife likely knew since he was telling a false story about her wrapped in his own.

Ariana,

I join the NY Post in reprimanding her mother, who can be a desnuda all she wants, but should not be allowed to parade her daughter before an audience of likely pedophiles.

woman does thing, is happy. society burns.

By “rando” do you mean MATT MCGORRY from OITNB?? I’ll leave my number if she won’t.

I think the worst thing about the latest round of Draft King ads is they make no attempt to hide the fact you will become addicted to their horrible money scam.

ishouldnotbedoingthis