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TwoPermitsDoNotEqualALicense
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I mean, okay, it’s tacky and a little ugly... but it’s better than anything I could ever knit. That shit has heart.

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I’m torn between being in awe of the dog caring for another species and disgust because that other species was human. Either way I hope this kid never suffers like this again

I feel this. My husband loves to complain, genuinely just loves kvetching. And I HATE hearing it more than anything else in my life. There have been arguments where I have said to him, “Oh I am going to do [all these things you say you hate and therefore complain about] and you will have nothing to complain about EVER

In my case, I’ve been on both sides. Sometimes I had a little more, sometimes a little less. But I’ve never tried to stick someone with a bill like $50 higher. Or had it done to me. But I did have a friend take out her cell b/c she wanted to figure out exactly how much to pay because if we split it, she would have

“When Michelle and I came into office....”

“Most people don’t find the things me and my friends do very funny, just immature, so I didn’t expect to get this big of a reaction”

I've never been a big Taylor fan but I actively dislike her now.

Is anyone else sick of the hatred towards Kanye? The guy gets backlash anytime he states his opinion and I’m just so sick of it.

Aw, is Kanye not going to be invited on stage with Taylor now? I’m sure he’s really upset.

KANYES SPEECH WAS THE BEST PART OF MY NIGHT.

Yaaaaas Amber!

I love when I see dogs this unrelentingly happy. He has no idea where he’s going, but he’s going to see everything AND JUST BE ECSTATIC ABOUT EVERY SECOND OF IT.

Well I think he could be more perfect with adorable piggie spots all over—WAIT

That tongue! Those stumpy legs! Could this be any more perfect?!

This is just what I needed before I head into work (yes, on a Sunday).

“LEAVE (GET OUT)“ CAME OUT WHEN SHE WAS 13 YEARS OLD?

So... you just have these on your hard drive or?

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This little boy is exasperated that his mom is having another baby.